Sunday, May 3, 2020

You Don't have To Be a Dad To Laugh sez so - forthwith:

What sounds like a sneeze?  A shoe!

Peter Pan is always flying, flying - he Neverlands.

I did a jigsaw puzzle in only a week!  I'm so proud because the box says, "2 to 4 years."

I told my wife to embrace her errors - she stepped up to me and hugged me!

My landlord wanted to talk to me about what he considered my exorbitant heating bills so I told him, "Come right in - my door is always open."

Toilet paper is scarce; I've been forced to use old newspapers - boy, The Times is rough!

For a joke I bought some friends a big stuffed elephant and sneaked it into their living room.  They were delighted; thanked me profusely and I had to say, "Don't mention it"

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