boredpanda.com sez so - forthwith:
What sounds like a sneeze? A shoe!
Peter Pan is always flying, flying - he Neverlands.
I did a jigsaw puzzle in only a week! I'm so proud because the box says, "2 to 4 years."
I told my wife to embrace her errors - she stepped up to me and hugged me!
My landlord wanted to talk to me about what he considered my exorbitant heating bills so I told him, "Come right in - my door is always open."
Toilet paper is scarce; I've been forced to use old newspapers - boy, The Times is rough!
For a joke I bought some friends a big stuffed elephant and sneaked it into their living room. They were delighted; thanked me profusely and I had to say, "Don't mention it"
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