Tuesday, May 31, 2022

Tweaking Mother Nature

 I learned this morning via BoredPanda that you can make more green onions simply by putting the root end in a  glass jar with clean water.  Other veggies include garlic, celery. lettuce,in addional to your green onion.  For the really ambitous I grew a 40ft avocado tree that does bear fruit

This ssounds like a great primary dchool project,

Monday, May 30, 2022

BoredPanda on Breast milk

They said it is as good  as Mothers ,  Obviosly they never met Pat Brodski who frequntly pruclaimed, "Ah, GIN - Mother's milk!

Sunday, May 29, 2022

Cynacism




and how I love it...This popped into my largely empty head last night- what if funeral homes paid for all 18 year old's guns 

Plot sales could offer one of those You are invited to a lobster lunch gratis with a full tour of the Eternal Rest  We'll pay for a full tank. for your car

Saturday, May 28, 2022

ONE QUEEN;TWO CROWNS

 For her upcoming Platinum Jubilee Queen will need (?)    two crowns - For ceremonies she will sport the St' Edward and   fort  he return the head will carry the Imperial crown  

The article I read said Plenty of sunshine. Plume o f  and sunshine warm air .

Less Llb  Another prediction:   3Billon to  will be spent over the weekend  16,000 street parties      

Tourists be warned Terrible  Travel   Trains, planes, The Tube, and roads

Many may sneer at the Brit Way.  Sene any   photos of children massacred?      

So you going?  We should be safe enough The put teeth in their gun laws .  The NRA doesn't rule; them - the Queen does that.

                                                  

Friday, May 27, 2022

Not my circus, not my monkey pox. 

Wednesday, May 25, 2022

A Modest Proposal

That the NRA go trough  their files and weed  out the f0llowing: 

 Males a 18 and under that be kicked out of the NRA..  

Statistics (and TV news)reps I just cited'

Meanwhile the Senate is  votimg  to change law - You have to be 21 to buy a gun and

pass  a comprensive  menttal  testing by a psychiatrist.  Gun sellers to pay.




Tuesday, May 24, 2022

The Horrow in Texa

 There is no excuse for anyone to carry arms.

You have to  work from inside ladies. " Your sex life just died" works -if  your partner does like it

Sunday, May 22, 2022

A thougt

A falling knife has no handle 

Friday, May 20, 2022

That SO' 50's!

The BullPen

310 Avenue  I

31o 375 9

I've always loved this place even when it hadnt ye't become retro yet.,Steak and Martinis  "                                                                                                                                          "                                                                     Richie and I  sauntered in last night what  we ate-Himself dined as follow sGin and Tonic

Medalions of beef  $37.   Come s with  Soup or salad, mashed or baked.  potaHis  wine with the meal - Stone Cellar Cab SAuv $8'.5

Hendrix well gin  $.13 makes a damned fine martin[.   

House PinotGrigigio $8..50

Tourdinous $42 

$$: !28,66Having

HAVING dined in considerableat  ease-in red Naugahyde booths  we gave  simultaneous  belches and went home  

Oh,?what'sf0r dinne tonighr?  

You might recognise it  especiaially if you  found  yoursefl  dining on Avenue I

Wednesday, May 18, 2022

Ya can't always get what you want

Man says wistfully - I want a woman like  Melania Tump who is beaut]ful l'does all of the housework cookin and sings whille she works

Now thar you've had a good laugh Say thanks to boredpanda.com

Tuesday, May 17, 2022

Fred

 Fred is our  10 yo tuxedo  male cat '  When h e came up from the back yard HE WAS SKINNY AS A MALNOURISHED RAT, WENT ON WENY ON   wTO eighed  22lbs and  then all of a   sudden he looked like there was less of h him. I'm desperate to  rhe s lost at least 2lb ,Iand TI'h.  in the exam  room     We waited for the tech.  First thing the tech does IS WEIGH  FRED    


 NEW WEIGH?  24  LB.


Have a cast on left hand which doesn't do much if anything 0f anything for either.

Monday, May 16, 2022

The only electric fire engine in America

If you don't count Mesa. AZ 

Howard County - no state given.  Maybe afraid it will be stolen?


I assume you can pop by Station 82, Hollywood FOR A LOOK AT YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK

 The article mentioned Station 82 which reminded me  of Station 42 (Rosemead) where Cousin Doug reigned as Fire Captain

As it turned out, he would be of several - his brother Perry; and more Doug was the most daring.  I saw him run across Turn 3, Ontario Motor Speedway; ,  

At a family barbeque  some one yelled the house next door was on fire  Running hard in flip flops he grabbed the garden hose and  rammed it through the open kirchen window and put out the fire

On a braver level  at an off-r0ad race at Riversiide Richie and Doug took 5 or 6 neighborhood kids (on my press pass) Ever resolute he had bought  an old yellow school bus.  Kids    loved it

 



Friday, May 13, 2022

Baby Lilah, of Galena Il

 She's a l little baby with a big hunger and demands FOOD! - every 3 hours,  from a baby food  

supplier,  but after volunteering to ship from here to there I was told the freezer was filled so no worries

Thursday, May 12, 2022

Now I want the details!

The Judds finally gave some details -  Ma used "a fire arm"  while visiting her daughter at her the daughter's house.  Now that's all well and good bu:   rifle- or or pistol?    Caliber?

Will try to get floors plans to the house

Tuesday, May 10, 2022

Oh to be hip

 Am I

Am I The Asshole Here?


use with care; you might not like the answer  but you will be cutting-edge hip

Monday, May 9, 2022

At the doctrs office

I HAD A 9:15  APP WHICH SET  MY TEETH GRINDING.    WRITERS DON'T GET UP AT  HOURS LIKE    THAT!


    BUT DOCTOR LESSER  WAS IN FINE  FETTLE   i .PULLED M YPANTS UP ;  TH HE GAVE TT A CURSORY L OOkAND SAID; : yOU NEED TO TAKE THAT  TO A REAL DOC ..!

 


Sunday, May 8, 2022

An idYL Sunday

Winning bettor  reaped $1.8 million  - can you imagine the size of his wager/? 


SUMMER FUN/SPORT KILLED WITH 

A SWIMMING POOL DOESN''T TURN BLUE WHEN YOU RELEASE A CHEMICAL AND PEE IN IT.  TEST TO BE SURE


Mother's' Day Sunday -Among -Other -fine dining spots  at Ports'O-Call.  The Sunday Brunch is very nearly perfect - outdoor seating in Summer if .  desired.    The view is of  the main channel with every thing  from -sail boats to oil tankers.  It's not them that makes Ports my favorite - free Champaign!  for as long you can remain vertical.  Thank God Richie isn't that fond of it.  

Over the years I've be come fond of the Ladies room attendant and have marvelous chats..

We were there one Mother's  Brunch Sunday    "How many plates today I asked?" and she said "3,000"

Saturday, May 7, 2022

NEVER BET AGAINST ME

Kentucky Derby Today.  For this  one, my younger sister and  and I are  going at tooth and nail - no $ money too much.  We have rich  husbands who like  to keep us happy.  They are very afraid of us.  Very.
Sports  report post  race.

I still  love grey horses and there will be 3 - 3 today!!!

My bet for is   Charge It  #8  13 to1






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Friday, May 6, 2022

D mAYO HAS C OME AND GONE

L EAVING ONLY  MEMORIES OF A  DYNAMITE DUO  OFMARIACHS AND THE DISCREET BELCH  EVERY NOW AND THEN.

RICHIE ASKED AND THEY PLAYED LA BIKINA MY FAVORITE OF ALL TIME..

LAS BRISAS USED  TO HAVE LIVE MUSIC  WEEKENDS  HIS NAME WAS ROBERTO.

TO  MY AMAZMENT/AMUSMENT  ROBRER TO KEPT BEGGING ME TO RUN OFF TO MEXICO WITH  HIM,  IF HE WASN'T  UGLIER THAN A MUD FENCE  I MIGHI HAVE GIVEN HIS PROPOSAL AT LEAST A NANOSECOND BEFORE SCREAMING IN HORR0R.  I HOPE HE AND HIS SUPER THICK GLASES   POT BELLY, , AND SO MUCH MORE ARE SAFE AND HAPPY.  IN MEXICO' .  WE ALWAYS MENTION YOU.IN CASE YOUARE LISTENING


  I WONDER IF HE EVER THINKS OF ME...WE WILL NEVER KNOW.


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Thursday, May 5, 2022

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Today is Cinco de  Mayo And South Bay Writers Workshop

My cup runs over   Come, meet us at Las Brisas  1969 Artesia.

Good food. mariachi!  

If your'e planning a tequila marathon  Don.t.  Think of your loved ones


Ralphs take the day

 With a refill of two counters - cheeses  and olives.  That's where the muffuletta dwells .

   AND  happpy  I am to  see it. even though it has a sour taste


Naome's'funeral is Monday

Tuesday, May 3, 2022

Toe to toe with Ralphs and Trader Joe

 Trader Joe touts gourmet goods;  Ralphs does'nn't; speaking generally.

Today I saw that Ralphs had put a card  on the table - it was a plastic container holding a generous portion of Muffuletta for sandwichs  A classic  ingredient in Old Town New Orleans.  I recomemnd Center Grocery

And in closing today:  Naomi Judd is still dead of what no one knows


Monday, May 2, 2022

Naomie Judd

Digging furiously to find  A CAUSE OF DEATH FOR HER.  AND CAN'T.  MADDENING BUT  I WILL.  AND THEN I'LL TELL YOU


update    TIME OF DEATH WAS  2:20 Sat. afternoon