Vick's VapoRub

Someone is spending all too much time in quarantine … they've come up with a list of More Cures than just a chest cold!  Something I and quite possibly many of you remember un-fondly too.

Insect Repellent - bugs hate it, too or so it is claimed.

Treat Acne - no teen in their right mind would want to run around smelling of it.  Unless, of course, you could tell them one of their current idols swears by it.

Reduce stretch marks - and your baby will never go willing to the breast ever.

Anti-Athletes Foot treatment.  If used long enough, your dog will no longer nose around your feet and you won't worry about tripping over the dog.

Fade Bruises - I find that a daily, over-the-counter magnesium pill works wonders.  No odor, too.

Ease Headaches - smear on upper lip as needed.