Tuesday, October 22, 2019

Funny Church Signs

'Tis said that it pays to advertise and I think that churches who put funny adages ("Do this; don't do that") are "advertising" that they are warm, friendly, funny and not shrieking maniacs exhorting the devil to die, etc.  Their doors do not conceal snake flailing around and people speaking gibberish.  If, however, you are a member of any of the foregoing, have at it!  I would imagine God is big enough to sense the worship beneath the snake's tail and the unintelligible words.

All of this to present several of the Wantagh Memorial Congregational Church, of Wantagh, New York.  For your delectation ...

Jesus had two Dads and he got along just fine.

A gay Christian is not an oxymoron; a hateful Christian most certainly is.

How do we worship a homeless man on Sunday and ignore one on Monday?

Live so fully that the Westbro Baptists will picket your funeral.

A long time ago in a Galilee far, far away ...

May all of your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!  (Sure sounds Irish, doesn't it?)  

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