Saturday, October 26, 2019

Celebrities - and What They Said today tackles (among many other things) celebrities and some of the rather stupid remarks they have made.  The article said they probably regret the remark, but (always the contradictorian) I say that if they said it in the first place, they're too dumb to recognize it.

Be that as it may.  Am unlikely to ever meet a celebrity and jot down any remarks on my handy little notebook, so let's go with statistics.

There are 27 people quoted.  The categories I assigned are:

Blonde females - 9
Brunet females - 4
For a grand total of 13 females

Male sports stars - 6
Male entertainers - 8
For a grand total of 13 males

The Dalai Lama makes #27  And was quoted as saying that if a female Dalai Lama came along, fine if she was very attractive. If not, no use.

What are some quotes?  Aha!  Glad you asked!

Jessica Simpson - "Is this chicken or fish?  I know it's tuna but it says "Chicken of the Sea!"

Christina Aguilar - "So where's the Cannes Film Festival this year?"

Kelly Pickler - "I thought Europe was a country!"

Three lovely and entertaining blondes.

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