Gov. Gavin Newsom, never to be re-elected, if there is a God, re-opened our beaches with a few caveats that Mallard Fillmore reports to us from his column (cartoon strip) in the Daily Breeze 6/19/20
I quote:
"And, finally, for anyone planning a beach visit this weekend, here are the latest regulations ...
Fishing is allowed, but only while jogging -
Volleyball is allowed, but only if the ball is completely deflated -
Sunbathing is allowed, but only in the shade -
Parking is allowed, but only ten miles away from the beach.
Stay safe and reasonable out there."
This is an exaggeration, true, but it's very much life in Southern California with a deranged Governor.
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