Saturday, May 12, 2018

Moms Say the Damnedest Things

Here I have liberated (better image than "stolen") some remarks from  This after I culled through 181 of them on 19 pages.  Stealing isn't easy.

So - Mom Sez:

(Disapprovingly)  If those shorts were any shorter, we could see her ovaries!

Adult Son to Mom:  "My Christmas present to myself this year is to get a vasectomy!"
Mom drily, "A gift to the world."

"Close the door - you're letting all of the WiFi out!"

"If you kids didn't cost so much, I could drink wine out of a bottle."

Retired nurse Mom to kids, "Be patient before I make you a patient."

But my all-time favorite, bar none, Oscars galore is:  "I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it."

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