Wednesday, December 31, 2014

TONIGHT IS AMATEUR DRUNK NIGHT

You've been warned.  Amateurs head out in search of instant 0bliteration.  Professionals (such as ourselves) know better.  Pace yourselves, amateurs; put plenty of food in your stomach and, if you can, stick to champagne.  A champagne hangover is very nearly unnoticeable and you will have a very merry time on very little champagne.

Never drink a shot or a Jell-0 shooter.

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