Los Angeles magazine continues holiday ideas by telling us whom to invite to our party. Talk about pushy! AND types that are clearly unknown in a beach community ... or maybe not if they're translated...
The Dealmaker - this one (male or female) is pathologically programmed to help - "Oh! You're a screen writer? You must meet my friend Abercrombie - he's a director!"
More likely to be heard at the beach: "Oh, you need a bail bondsman?"
The Broadcaster - phone in one hand; drink in the other, he/she constantly screams, "This is The Best Party ever!" This person's unrestrained enthusiasm is thought to convince others that they really ARE at the best party yet."
Beach: This is not behavior that you want to encourage. You'll find yourself having to entertain for such as St. Michael's Day. No, I have no idea who that is either. We live at the beach.
The Nanny - Forever hovering, "Can I get you a drink?" or "Here, I've got a napkin - take it."
Beach: Otherwise known as the maid. We don't have those either.
The Craftsman - might be an avant garde carpenter or someone who crafts their own exotic brews. Any one who only works about four hours a day (if that) doing something they love.
Beach: we call them surf bums.
The Real Deal - very, very active in such as PETA, Green Peace, the Democratic Party. Supposedly you will get personal points for being "so evolved."
Beach: Who's got time for that s--t? Surf's up, dude!"
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