Thursday, November 27, 2014


Holiday wisdom from various sources...

Gobble, gobble, gobble - eat till you wobble!

Don't forget to set your scale back 10 lbs. this week!

Answer the phone like this - pitch your normal voice higher and squeal "Gobble, gobble, gobble - save me!  Save me!"  Always amuses any callers.

Don't forget the champagne after dessert - Rich Man's Alka Seltzer!

But most of all - have a gladsome time with people you love.  Ignore the bad apples, if any; pretend they're in the dressing!

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