Holiday wisdom from various sources...
Gobble, gobble, gobble - eat till you wobble!
Don't forget to set your scale back 10 lbs. this week!
Answer the phone like this - pitch your normal voice higher and squeal "Gobble, gobble, gobble - save me! Save me!" Always amuses any callers.
Don't forget the champagne after dessert - Rich Man's Alka Seltzer!
But most of all - have a gladsome time with people you love. Ignore the bad apples, if any; pretend they're in the dressing!
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