Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Written With a Fever

I am on Day 2 of a bad cold; nothing life threatening, of course (unless I can really ramp up the drama ...)

How bad is my cold?

I'm blowing my nose so much that I had to duct tape a box of Kleenex to my chest...

I'm coughing so much I'm getting six-pack abs

My nose is so red that Santa's got me on speed dial in case anything happens to Rudolph

I had to e Dr. "Raffish" to ask what color brain tissue is - there can't be anything else left in there.  "And not too much of that either" many might say. 

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