Have a larf as our across the pond friends would say - What did one snowman say to the other?
"Yeah, I smell carrots, too."
What's red and white and falls down chimneys? Santa Klutz!
The progressive farmer sold fresh tomatoes from his roadside stand. One potential purchaser asked him suspiciously, "Are those tomatoes," jerk of his chin at them, "Genetically modified?" "No, not at all," said the tomatoes
Some cat names for your consideration …
Isaac Mewton Farrah Pawcett Reese Whiskerspoon Yoyo Meouw Obi Wan Catnobi
The Great Catsby Winston Purrchill Draco Meowfoy (? who dat?)
Speaking of animals - don't do this. "My Mom's furious with me - I let her dogs see their Christmas presents and so now I've ruined their Christmas."
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