Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Continuing the April Fool's Day Fun

Jack Barry remarked "Middle age is when your wife tells you to pull in your stomache and you already have..."

A woman told her granddaughter that AARP stands for "American Alliance of Rollerblading Professionals." 

Jack Paar said, "Long after we're wearing bifocals and hearing aids we'll be making love.  But we won't know with whom."

George Burns counters, "I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill." 

Francis Joseph, Cardinal Spellman said, "You've heard of the three stages of man -- youth, age, and 'You're looking wonderful!'"

Milton Berle - "You have to grow old before somebody will tell you that you look young for your age."

The older you are the smarter you were as a kid...

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