Thursday, November 22, 2018

Wretched Excess More's the Pity

I now consider the Thanksgiving Day meal done and dusted since I did prep work yesterday; mentally assigned specific bowls to certain foods, the platter for the turkey, spurred Himself into clearing off the dining room table  and all I have to do is heat it and dish'er out.

Freeing me to read the Target ad which I did.  One item positively leaped off of their pages and it was Kids Cars.  On several levels - does a 5 year old need a driveable "car"?  The makes and models - what the hell is a kid doing knowing model numbers on such as the Volvo, Mercedes Benz and more.  And a great deal more.  This would indicate to me parents who are more than a little concerned about "status" and extending it on down to clueless kids.  Cruel.  And then they wonder why Sonny, age 35,  is living in their basement with free use of the servants (if any) and doesn't pay rent.  Or have a job.  Or want one.  Look in the mirror Moms and Dads.

As you see from the above I can almost always get indignant about something.  I'm not proud of it.

Anyhow, if you are dying to get your Satan's Image a sit in, drive around "car" here are some from which to choose.  Target, shipped to you; not kept in stores.

The following run on a 6V battery.

BMW 18 Hybrid Concept $175.99

Mercedes-Benz GL 450 SUV in white  $124.99

Ford Mustang, red $169.99

BMW X5  black  $199.99

Audi 6V gray $128.99

ProGolf Cart   white  $128.99

Revving up - the following are 12V
Chevrolet Bel Air in light blue $249.99; in pink $241.99  no idea why.

Volvo XC 90  white or black  $299.99

Chevrolet Camaro seats two kids  $369.99

Kawasaki KFZ motorcycle  $249.99

Arctic Ca  army green  $309.99

DOTING PARENTS PLEASE NOTE THAT NONE OF THESE COME WITH A SEATBELT.  IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT TO TEACH YOUR KIDS? (Satan's Image parents excused.)

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