Wednesday, November 28, 2018

We Have A Winner!

My longtime go-to for describing how badly I don't want to do something is:

I'd rather sit naked on a stump eating raw bacon while a snake slithers up my spine than …

The winnah:

I'd rather neuter a fully-aware bobcat in the trunk of my car with only my Swiss Army knife than …

Use it wisely, my friends.

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