Sunday, November 25, 2018

My Faith In The Media Restored!

AP is up to it's usual standards (critics would mutter "none") and here are fragments of what I'm talking about.

 "NEARLY 500 flights cancelled!  (Note to readers:  please add exclamation points to all of the below; am too lazy to do it) when then actual count is:  491

" storm IS EXPECTED to head to O'Hare (ORD) and Kanas City (MCI) and cancel flights.  From personal experience, I can tell you that to even get to Kansas City, you have to go through DFW when from the East or Left Coasts.

Potential flyers are warned that" … storm COULD dump NEARLY a foot of snow."

Are we all breathless now?

I didn't think so.  Our next treat, however, should be the mandatory, traditional "Look at these poor bastards trying to sleep in ORD, LAX, JFK! (the domino effect on incoming and outbound)

"That'll teach them to buy hardshelled luggage" we mutter scathingly …   Ah, the joys of Thanksgiving - the gift that goes on well past the actual day!

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