This is not a finished job because I have One More Thing to find out- who the hell paid $75,000 for a ticket to this ? Previously highest price was $70,000. The average cheap seats rose from $4650 to $5335.
We see this upping the ante in the parking lot - the previous cost rise from $4650 to $5,335
But your ticket is good for the half-time show featuring Dr Dre, Snoop Dogg Eminem, Mary J. Blidge and Kendrick LaMar None of whom have I ever seen.
Food? None I could find as I trolled around, looking. I don't need to find concession prices; I already know they'll be nose-bleeding expensive. The 2010 event - beer was $25 a pop, ruinous for alcoholics - bring the pink slip to your car, guys. The #1 food is order-in sausage pizza which is said to be the #3 most popular flavor. Sausage? I wouldn't eat that for love nor money. Sausage is mainly a collection of gristle, fat and salt to me.
Back to the $75,000 ticket. If it was a corporate buy, used mainly for entertaining possible future clients and is a tax write-off it makes sense.
If it's some rich asshole showing off, flashing the box keys at some steel-bellied airhead and saying to her, "It's so loud here! But, wait! I know a great place!, grasping her moist little hand and tugging her gently off to his lair of mischief.
TBC - if you find the $75,000 ticket buyer, contact me instantly - I have a couple of SINGLE friends. One good turn deserves another - if all goes well, my butt will be in a $75,000 seat.
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