Mom didn't raise any dummies and if she did, it was my brother.
I thought growing old would take longer.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but that gets boring so I go back to me.
Fun-cle - similar to Dad but 'way cooler
Don't be a Richard; you're already a Dick
Potatoes make fries, chips and vodka - it's like other vegetables aren't even trying
Warning - those of us who are in their 60s have no business wearing printed t-shirts
COMMENT: Richie's cousin wrote to say that her daughter, who lives in Northern Calif. has a closet with easily 100 funny t-shirts - and she's 50 years old!
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