Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
Law of Gravity: Any tool, nut, bolt, screw when dropped will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.
Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of Random Numbers: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal - and someone always answers.
Variation Law: If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (coming back from Ensenada)
Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the phone rings. True of the shower, too.
Law of Close Encounters: the probability of meeting someone you know INCREASES dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
The Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone won't work - IT WILL.
Thank you, Jay for these wonderful Simpsonisms.
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