On Day 121 the dog looked at me and said, "Now you see why I chew the furniture"?
Thanks to whomever decreed singing Happy Birthday as you wash your hands. I come out of the bathroom and my kids look for the cake.
If we're all in quarantine, I guess it's inside jokes only.
Every few days, check the fit of your jeans - pajamas lie.
We ran out of toilet paper and have to use lettuce leaves. That was the tip of the iceberg; tomorrow romaine's to be seen.
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