Friday, August 18, 2017

Coming Soon To Your Local DMV

Now Hear This:  Inasmuch as there have been a number of regrettable vehicular incidents involving crowds of innocent (or presumed innocent) civilians, be advised that your car keys are now considered a deadly weapon and you are now required to register said car keys at the Department of Motor Vehicles. 

There will be no exceptions to this directive.

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