Thursday, March 3, 2022

The Fine Art of the Oblique Insult

My good side ( I do too, have one) says not to espouse it but this is at least some what intellectual.

In the '8s a Prime Minister remarked about the time that a bunch of New Zealanders moved to Australia, "Raising the IQ of both places," he said .Probably said by all.

Such a waste you're a  lesbian.

To someone holding a home made item, "Who helped you?" Nod to holder.

"I was complimented fpr looking so good in my 40s.  I was 35.

Trophy presentation "You tried."

Dad to me:  "You're the son I never had."  Self, "Thanks, Dad."

"I hope your day is as nice as you are."

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