Quick and Dirty or Easy as Lying

World's Fastest Mac

1 box of  Velveeta 1 bag of macaroni   Cook macaroni Drain and add Velveeta  Mix well  Serve

Salt and pepper pasta

Cook amount of favorite pasta, drain.  Either add proper jar sauce OR (my favorite - toss with olive oil and several grinds of rainbow pepper and salt)

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