If you can't laugh and just sit there sort of wheezing, you did.
A psychiatrist and a proctologist went into business, but what to name it? They pondered it and passed on:
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics and High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Finally they decided: Odds and Ends
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My friend decided to walk to the edge of the earth to prove it's flat. He came around eventually.
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What do you call a tailor that only alters pants? A slacker! A rock band who can't stop washing their hands? OC/DC
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What if the person who named walkie-talkies named other stuff - would we have (stamps) lickie-stickies;
and hippos would become floatie-bloaties
or pregnancy tests were now called maybe-babies (I think that makes a lot of sense myself.)
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