No More! Never Again!

And that is ever hearing the word "covid" ever again.   Thus I am forced to steal witticisms from Readers Digest.   \"My wife got a free-range, organic, non-GMO, antibiotic turkey this year and every one of those adjectives added $20."

This one's for my cousin Ron, a retired Nazarene minister.  He was waiting for the service to begin when another man approached and asked, "Is that seat saved?" gesturing at the one next to Ron.  "No," said Ron, :" but we're praying for it."