Reader's Digest came yesterday .. you know what's coming...
When You're Down By The Sea
and an Eel Bites Your Knee,
That's A Moray...
To the guy who stole my antidepressants: I hope you're happy now!
I went to the doctor and he said, "You've got hypochondria." I said, "Not that as well!"
A few literal translations:
Arabic: Saratan el bahr
translates to "cancer of the sea" or lobster in English.
Finnnish: Joulupukki or Christmas billy goat or
Santa Claus in English
You can which inmates were involved in organized crime - their cells are much neater than the other prisoners.
Dieter: Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
Have a great Sunday!
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