Ingrates!

Re my custom-designed hamburger at The Counter yesterday:

This from East Texas: "Nina, that is the worst-sounding hamburger I have ever heard of - wow!"

Richie: "That was a disaster! They think Irene is bad..."

I would remind you, Gentle Readers, that Richie polished off the last of my hamburger with relish and glee -- after picking out the remaining pineapple and jalapeno.