Monday, June 20, 2011

Ode To Ports O Call

(sung to the tune of Elton John's "Goodbye, Norma Jean")

Goodbye, Ports O Call
Now that you're "No Smoking" at all
I guess I'll have to steal away..
I won't be on your patio another day
While the fire pits smoke and bands of heat expand
But it's "No Smoking" at all..
And your legend dies away ...
Now I don't know you at all...
Goodbye, Ports O Call.

No, I'm not quitting my day job. Not to worry.

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