Tuesday, January 12, 2021

The Widder Jackie

We, the public grieved as one with the principles.  That glamorous young couple , ripped apart by a bullet.  Not surprisingly she issued a list of the funeral  invitees mainly.  

For once the flamboyant Aristotle Onassis was on his best behavior;; standing quietly against a wall ,being pleasant to all who stopped by and greeted them somberly

But all would have a happy ending when Jackie married Ari and went through his money like shit through a goose,  Bad tempered harridans and gossip column writers  had much to say about it.  "Did you see her at the reception?" " She was scouting the talent honey, and look what she bagged".  

Personally I think it's the worst possible manners to pick out the new husband at the funeral ceremony for the last at bat.

But what do I know?

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