Friday, January 15, 2021

Do You Speak Hotel-ese

 I would bet that my brother-in-law is fluent in it.  For one thing, he flew from Chicago to London and on to Newcastle-on=Tyne once a month for a week for his job.

Turn on your tape  recorder  - 

Old World charm - no bath.   

I add   rural rural - down the hall and down three flights of stairs in winter.

Options galore - nothing is included 

Nominal fees - no extras

Standard  sub- standard

Deluxe - Standard

Superior - free shower  cap

All the amenities - TWO shower caps. 

Plush - top and bottom sheets

Concierge - You can't afford this! Check out NOW!

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