Saturday, March 6, 2021

From Jay's Actual Facts I Didn't Make Up" Column

 Mona Lisa Had Men's Bathroom Privilege's

By the time King Francis I of France ascended to the throne, he was a great fan of Leonardo Da Vinci who was celebrated as the First  Painter, Architect AND Mechanic of the King.  

Leonardo died in 1779 and for reasons known only to himself, King Francis I hung it in his indoor privy.

The game of poker didn't come about until the 18th century, but Mona saw the first royal flush.

A friend asked if it was a party pooper.

I have no idea. 

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