Friday, August 23, 2019

The Man Who Invented Autocorrect Has Died

Friends sent a beautiful floral tribute and the card advised, "Restaurant in Peas"  It is believed that the deceased is somewhat/largely responsible for the following -

A burglar is simply "an unwanted house guest"

An illicit drug dealer is merely an "unlicensed pharmacist"

Bank Robbers don't rob banks, silly!  They're just making unauthorized withdrawals!

What's all of this fuss about a place named Gitmo and waterboarding 'n shit?  Torture is just enhanced interrogation!

Don't sneer at used car salesmen!  They're only selling certified pre-owned vehicles.

That was not a lie emerging from your mouth!  You were just relaying misinformation or maybe merely being economical with the truth.  

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