Wednesday, May 29, 2019

Polite Ways to Diss the Other Guy

To express your view of the doubtful completion of an action on their part...

Some samples:

Honey, you know he'll get your power tools back to you when there are glaciers in Key West...

Yeah, she'll learn to cook when pork chops grow on the palm trees in downtown Tel Aviv …

The day after the first day back at the gym, "I'm stiff as a hinge that's needed oiling for the past 20 years!"


What are some of your favorites?

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