In this corner wearing red and yellow trunks - WD40! In that corner we have the slightly superior, but virginal household vinegar in white!
To get the odds on Heloise - simply Google "Heloise + Vinegar" The stats on WD40 are from an article online. And the first round bell sounds!
WD40 strikes first …yelling, " Use me to clean your silverware!" followed by "Winterproof your sneakers!" "Pesky squirrels robbing the bird feeder on a pole - spray the pole!"
Heloise fights back with the top 10 uses for vinegar!
WD40 ripostes with a right cross on your windshield in winter as a de-icer
Heloise ripostes with the top 20 best uses for vinegar and both head for their respective corners.
The bell sounds and WD40 comes out swinging - fixing a stuck zipper with the right and then a left cross for a too-tight ring.
Heloise fights back with 100 uses for white or apple vinegar.
Referee calls the fight a draw, but the real winner is us! Best kind of outcome.
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