Thursday, January 18, 2018

If You Think of It This Way ...

We know several people who are dedicated punsters.  In every way possible, they are delightful people - good humored, quick to pick up a check or to pass the wine ... they just have this ... thing (shrug) - about puns.  This is for those people.

I swallowed a dictionary.  It gave me thesaurus throat I've ever had.

Science Tip 
You can tell an alligator from a crocodile by watching to see if the animal in question sees you later (gator) or in awhile (crocodile.)

The Gossip - turkeys are peacocks that have really let themselves go.

Ants:  said to always be at work yet able to find the time to attend picnics.

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