Friday, January 8, 2016

The Sun Is Out!

Let's celebrate!

Phyllis Diller on Sports

Do you know why women don't play football?  I do.  You will never get 11 women anywhere in public all wearing the same outfit. 

When the golf pro tells you to keep your head down, it's so you won't see him laughing at you.

From a  Berlin zoo keeper - What do we do with unsold Christmas trees?  We feed them to the elephants at the zoo!  The trees are pesticide-free and the elephants love them!  They also enjoy rubbing up against the trees for a good scratch before dining. 

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