I was talking to a friend the other night, who was going on and on about her friend Jackie's new beau. It seems he brings her flowers on a daily basis, frequently takes her out to dinner and, all in all, is seen to be a perfect gentleman and an excellent prospective husband.
Idly I asked where Jackie had met this paragon and my friend says, "The Home Improvement section at Wal-Mart!"
Given what I have seen of the Wal-Mart shoppers in the streams of photos of them, I was suspicious and said so.
"No, no!" my friend protested. "The day after she met him, I read an article in the paper about "The Best Places To Meet A Man" and "home improvement, Wal-Mart" was the answer!
All I can tell you is: caveat emptor both sexes.
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