Indy 500

The best I can say is, "It's over." Having spent some 25 years, standing beside some track or other (Indy, Formula 1, drag race, midgets, flat track, motorcross, off road) such is my massive burnout even today that when the guy ran into a wall on the last turn of the last lap -- I laughed.

I was, however, quietly rooting for the Belgian, Bertrand Baguette! How could I not? Apparently he is a real person, signed on in April with Bobby Rahal's team. But hearing Marty (Reid) repeatedly using "Baguette" still cracks me up. God bless 'em all.