Friday, April 15, 2011

What on Earth?

Their newest catalog came yesterday and while I'm too old to wear words on a t-shirt, you may not be.

For brew fans -

I'm not aging
I'm fermenting!

I'm a free-range KEGatarian

For landscapers

I came
I mowed
I kicked grass

For many of us

I don't tweet
I don't even know 140 characters

For pessimists

If today is the present
I hope someone kept
the receipt

For those who are "a little different"

Buckle Up!
It makes it harder
for the aliens to
snatch you from your car

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