I Got In

Safe, if long, trip. French keyboards are very different. CAPS LOCK instead of shifting;

More funny things = French stamps can be bought in chocolate scent: yes, the stamps smell like chocolate.

Hot water taps turn away from you toward the wall. Cold turns toward you.

Narrow streets so some French cars have a button you push that swings the side mirrors shut against the car.

French washers spin vertically not horizontally.

Sign for a bar restaurant: Au Puits d'amour [at the well of love]