Saturday, January 31, 2015

A Sure Bet on the Superbowl

Based on my nearly-professional understanding of football (this is by no means my first) I can confidently predict the outcome of tomorrow's game. 

Every living member of the viewing audience will be insensate with boredom by game's end with a never-changing loop of Viagra and Cialis commercials. 

Take it to the bank; Big Pharm will be. 

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