Tuesday, July 9, 2019

Two Good Things About Going to the Dentist

Tsk!  And you didn't think there were any!  Behold!

You never get weighed at the dentist's.

If you request it politely (and we one is always polite) they will rub a numbing jelly across your gums and unless you have some kind of bottomless hole in a tooth, you will never feel getting your teeth cleaned.  

You have a choice of flavors (except a gin martini; have been lobbying for that for ages) such as a Margarita or a Pina colado.

Teeth cleaning?  Shrug.

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