A Great Idea

I have always wanted to buy a bullhorn for "traffic moments."  To be able to bellow, "Hang up the friggin' phone!" would delight me to no end.  Unfortunately I believe it is illegal here.  (Radio Shack,  $25 if it's not illegal where you are.)

But then yesterday someone sent me a joke that seems imminently do-able:  "I changed my car horn to the sound of gunfire - you should see them scatter!"

There's a market there...