Tuesday, October 20, 2020

In Which Readers Digest Disappoints Me

I'm always delighted (until today)  when  it arrives and I know I've got blog material to steal. 

Here is pick of the litter, so to speak, this month. 

A friend was giving me and my Very Big Coffee a ride to work.  He hit a huge pothole that splashed it all over my front!

"Didn't you see that pothole?!"

"Hey, I hit it didn't I?"

***An old lady was accosted by a burglar her on her own front porch.  But he ran away when she yelled, STOP! ACTS 2;38! "  

"Why did you run?" the puzzled officer asked the burglar when he caught him."  The burglar said, "She said she had an axe and two .38s!"

***  My son won't eat corn unless I cut it off of the cob.  He's 27."


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