I'm always delighted (until today) when it arrives and I know I've got blog material to steal.
Here is pick of the litter, so to speak, this month.
A friend was giving me and my Very Big Coffee a ride to work. He hit a huge pothole that splashed it all over my front!
"Didn't you see that pothole?!"
"Hey, I hit it didn't I?"
***An old lady was accosted by a burglar her on her own front porch. But he ran away when she yelled, STOP! ACTS 2;38! "
"Why did you run?" the puzzled officer asked the burglar when he caught him." The burglar said, "She said she had an axe and two .38s!"
*** My son won't eat corn unless I cut it off of the cob. He's 27."
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