Saturday, September 9, 2017

How To Express Reluctance To Do Something

Writers love this kind of thing - a colorful phrase that can be, uh, liberated for the writer's own use. 
Here are a couple of dandies this writer thinks.

Stubborn as an oil stain.

I'd rather shove a wet noodle up a bobcat's ass in a phone booth.

I'd rather sit nekkid (or "naked" if you wish to sound erudite) on a stump, eating raw bacon while a lizard runs up and down my back.

I am waiting to get Irma news from various correspondents and will print it when I do.   The above was just a vamp.   

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