Sundays are lazy days and all the more enjoyable for that. I'm being Sunday appropriate (lazy) and here are some quotes I ran across in "Comments" from various sites and humorous stuff sent from friends.
The tails on cats and dogs serve as neckties for their butts.
Don't cry over spilled milk; turn the udder cheek and moo-ve on.
The tongue has no bones, but is strong enough to break a heart. So be careful with your words.
The best lesson you'll ever learn is recognizing how much you don't know.
Lip rings make you look like the fish that got away.
Ate a meal without Instagramming it.
Spoke on the phone to a human being for reasons unrelated to food delivery.
Radical Muslims are the new postal workers.
A moderate Muslim will not cut your head off, but supports the radical Muslim who will.
Planning a wedding? Well, dahling, the tiered wedding cake with the bride and groom on top of it is so yesterday.
Today a "drip" cake is fashionable. "What the hell is that? Sounds nasty!" Think a solid cake, no tiers. Solid, plain, one-color frosting, smoothed like concrete. Then take a ladle of chocolate syrup, pour it over the flat top and let it dribble down the cake sides. Doesn't have to be chocolate syrup.
Still a little blah? How about a tier of pizzas? Giant to medium to 10 in. for the top.
Morning wedding? Tiered, frosted doughnuts. Appetizers? Mini-waffles with a chunk of white chicken. Three tiny pancakes, drenched in syrup with a strawberry or blueberry toothpicked into the pancake top. One could cut squares of French toast, too. Presumably all of them would be liberally buttered ... or better - a soup bowl of melted butter for dipping. Do not let kids or Auntie Martini dip their own. When dry cleaning bills equal the cost of the honeymoon... not a good start.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment