Sunday, January 20, 2019

Random Laughter

Reader's Digest came yesterday .. you know what's coming...

When You're Down By The Sea
and an Eel Bites Your Knee,
That's A Moray...

To the guy who stole my antidepressants:  I hope you're happy now!

I went to the doctor and he said, "You've got hypochondria."  I said, "Not that as well!"

A few literal translations:
Arabic:  Saratan el bahr
translates to "cancer of the sea" or lobster in English.

Finnnish:  Joulupukki or Christmas billy goat or
Santa Claus in English

You can which inmates were involved in organized crime - their cells are much neater than the other prisoners.

Dieter:  Just burned 2,000 calories.  That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

Have a great Sunday!

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