And lucky for us. Her daughter Melissa said that she saved everything - jokes in file cabinets labeled as to content - "Elizabeth Taylor" - so much material that she had a whole file cabinet to herself.
Some samples:
"I suggested that Elizabeth Taylor's wedding be a private ceremony because of what happened last time. After people threw rice, she demanded gravy."
"She's the only person I know who looks at a picture of 'The Last Supper' and asks 'Who got the leftovers?'"
"Liz isn't fat? The woman puts mayo on an aspirin!"
She created a character named Heidi Abromovitz -
"She was the only girl in high school whose yearbook picture was a fold-out."
"Her motto is "Two is company, three is $50 more. Tramp/"
The National Enquirer headlines - "Hitler Alive, says Amelia Earhart"
"The only article the Enquirer hasn't run is "Liberace is the father of my child"
On intellectually challenged - "I hear she uses a coke fork."
"Joan Rivers Confidential by Melissa Rivers with Scott Currie" 336 pages (it's a big fat cocktail table book) $40 but amazon it to me for $20.
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