Small Smiles

"So - you're telling me that:
     a shrimp fried this rice
     a flea runs this market
     this garage is on sale

My wife cooks for me like I'm a god - by placing burnt offerings before me every night.

My Dad suggested that I register for an organ donor card.  He's a man after my own heart.

I love you just the way you are.  Although, I do have a few suggestions ...

Karma's going to make sure I come back as a lobster - I've cooked too many.  Chef David Chang

My wife says to me, 'You look heavy on TV."  I said, "Honey, the camera adds 10 pounds."  She said to me, "How many cameras did they use>"  Eddie Money


Thanks to Reader's Digest.