Wednesday, May 25, 2016

THIS Will Set the Cat Among the Pigeons...

ICE has okayed the construction of the Prairieland Detention Center in Alvarado, TX, at a projected cost of $42 million.  Said construction will require 100 new jobs/workers for completion.

Alvarado is 26 miles south of Ft. Worth and is considered a nice bedroom community for both Ft. Worth and Dallas.

In 2000, the population was 81% white; 7% black, 18% Mexican.  Average salary was $31,000 against  home valuation of $83,000.    Married people average 52%; those with children under 18 37.59%.

Construction of the Prairieland Detention Center is expected to be completed in November, 2016, and will consist of 700 beds with a 36 bed entirely separate section for the illegal immigrant transgenders and their special needs

If you're not already roaring at the thought of a transgender illegal alien special center, perhaps these can bring a smile...

A husband and wife were driving somewhere new and the wife kept saying, "We're lost!  Why won't you stop and ask for directions?!  We're LOST, I tell you!" to which the husband replied through gritted teeth, "We.Are.Not.Lost.  We are merely at an undisclosed location." 

Another couple, another story.  I sweet-talked the painting crew to install the new solar-powered motion detector light on the garage roof.   They obligingly did. 

The only problem is that we don't know if it works or not - we're not up late enough to go and see!

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